All squashes have been removed from the White House Thanksgiving, and any Americans who 'consider themselves patriotical' are urged to do likewise.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-11-21 04:01:45
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The Las Vegas DA's office issued a statement saying the news "makes our job much, much easier" in the kidnapping and robbery case against Simpson.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-11-20 02:31:34
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Reaction from world leaders has been mixed, with some calling for Bhutto's continued exile, while others are requesting copies of the tape.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-11-19 04:03:24
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Calling the Brits "hortsighted,"President Bush rails against England for giving up the fight for sections of France after just 116 years.

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Administration officials saddened by Rove's departure expressed pleasure at the career move, saying 'if anyone belongs in hell, it's Karl.'

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Exact terms of the deal were not released, but Satan confirmed that Wilson will continue his success as the least attractive leading man of all time.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-09-06 11:56:22
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Romney said he chose the 1986 Wang Chung hit single because he knows that of all the Republican candidates, he is having the most fun.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-06-22 13:36:51
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The benchmark study found that good manners and positive habits are on the rise among drug dealers as well as others involved in illegal narcotics.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-06-19 05:24:36
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The brain-child of Simon Cowell, the show will feature competitive ballroom dance professionals dancing with the ghosts of dead celebrities.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-06-08 14:08:08
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Tai Pennington, Paula Abdul, and Tara Reid round out the 2007 team, who will compete at this year's World Championships in Melbourne, Australia.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-05-31 07:15:10
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The team offered limited details, but said those looking to reserve a seat will need to do so at least 48 hours before their pretrial hearing.

Submitted by capnews - 2007-05-30 08:55:33
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The incident has led to a national debate over the ethics of gunning down animals who wear jewelry and can speak French, even marginally.

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The revelation appears in Subway spokesman Jared Fogel's new autobiography, "Porn & Pickle Chips: My College Years", which hits bookstores in two weeks.

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The vice president suffered from shortness of breath. But instead of being rushed to a hospital, he was rushed to a funeral home.

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As candidates rush to lock up the endorsements of key special interest groups, none is more highly coveted by Republicans than that of abortion foes.

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